Here’s the Big lens! With this puppy you are zooming all the way in to your neighbors backyard (whoops!).
Canon 15x zoom lens. 8-120mm. All you really need for everything!
Works great in space or on a stakeout.
Grab my 2x extender auction and its now a 240mm lens! Surf shots ahoy!
Maybe if you’re nice, Ill actually auction off the camera tomorrow!
Or in this case, double your Zoom Lens. This little puppy takes whatever VL mount lens you have and doubles the focal length. 100mm? Make it a 200mm? Long zoom? Make it LONGER! It’s like getting a free lens for every one you already have!
Fits the Canon L1 and L2 series camcorders. The granddaddy to all the high tech camcorders we use today. This was probably used in a sting operation to zoom the night vision scope even further on the suspect, or maybe used on the space shuttle by Nasa. It could happen.
If you have a sharp eye and notice this picture is slightly more sexy than previous ones, it’s because it was shot with a 5DmkII instead of the normal 20D. Oh the difference a depth of field makes!
/nerdtalk off
This is the lens you want to use when filming zits on the face of your actor. Ok, maybe it’s better for shooting a closeup of a penny or something.
Regardless, this is a premium quality lens addition to your L1 or L2 series Canon Camcorder. It features a macro switch for up close work,and is a great variable wide zoom to accompany the standard lens on the camera.
This auction is a steal! This lens costs way more than I’m asking for, but the question is: Who still shoots on their L2? Someone has to. It’s a great camera.
So this thing is cool. It’s an adaptor for a Canon L1 or L2 camcorder to use Canon EOS lenses. Anyone who knows about photography knows it’s all in the lens. This baby allowed the use of “real” lenses on the L2 camera, instead of the stock video lenses (which were actually really good).
That means the same pro lenses used on film cameras could be used to make your video images. The L1 and L2 (precursor to the XL-1 and 2) was an amazing piece of equipment. So much so, that NASA even used it in space (freaking space!), and police and FBI used it for all their video surveillance.
I have a box of specialized accesories for this camera, prepared to digest it all!
Ok, those of you in the know are aware that the Internet works using a series of tubes.
This is a magic box that allows the tubes inside your house, to connect properly with the tubes outside your house. Think of it as a multi-faucet sink control. That’s it. That’s exactly what it is.
I bought this because I thought I needed it. The postman told me I did not but by then it was already too late.
Someone out there has leaky tubes. They need to find me.
After Rocks and Cliffs became extinct, rock climbing enthusiasts were forced to make their own rocks, and hang them on the sides of buildings. Here’s a starter kit of Five high-quality rocks.
Yes, I’m selling rocks today.
These came from the old college-days house I lived in with 5 other guys.
One of those guys forgot his rocks. How they ended up in my garage is another question. Anyway, they stick with our manly auction theme. They’re new, there is a market on eBay for them, so off they go to the auction block.
Sorry, ropes not included.
OK. I did it. I put my sweet precious on auction. Doesn’t she look sexy?
This is the famous “Robocop” version of the Baretta M93.
Well, maybe this picture isn’t perfectly accurate.
This is a little closer.
Now if you are reading this, and saying to your cat, “Muffins, what’s the big deal?” Stop.
You don’t understand. This isn’t just a pistol.
This is a pistol that, with the flip of a switch, turns into a Freaking Full Auto Machine Gun!
There’s a hand grip that pops out from the barrel, and even a removable shoulder stock attachment! With a super-extended magazine, this baby becomes a Submachine gun! How can this not be a good thing? Ok those that know about guns hush. Let me have my fun.
Ok, so my gun actually looks like this. Still pretty cool though!
I’m telling you- if I could figure this thing out I would be out shooting someone with it right now!
But alas, I could never quite get it to fire right. Maybe it’s just me, or it may be the gun. Either way, it’s going on the auction Block!
Goodbye sweet precious…
Check out this Exclusive* video out of it in action:
*not
Remember this gun is not a toy (well actually it is). It’s for big boys.
300 million hits do not lie:
Ok, so you got your GUN, now where are you gonna put it? I have the answer! Today’s auction is for this lovely black nylon tactical drop-leg right side holster. Fits most automatics, also includes an extra clip pouch. Fully adjustable. Just like Mel Gibson wore in a Lethal Weapon movie- probably
I have three of these things. I bought them all in a bulk group with the M93r spring guns. I just needed one, but the price on this bulk set was too good to pass up. Now I have more auctions to blog about.
Oh, trivia for this particular auction: I created and posted the item soley by using my iPhone. Picture quality goes down a bit, but hey-it’s portable!
Tomorrow: The day I post the mother of all guns? Who knows… maybe just a paper target. Stay Tuned!
What does Hollywood do when things get kind of slow? Bring out the GUNS! Yes, just like a struggling student film, we have to spice things up right now and break out the GUNS. Yes, GUNS.
GUNS make things exciting.
I went looking for my cherished M93R Airsoft GUN which I never, ever, used. I figured some GUNS would liven up all the nerd stuff going on around here. Well, to my surprise, I found not just one GUN, but three other GUNS I forgot I even had! Only in America do you forget about GUNS you purchased. Anyway, before we get to the super-duper GUN Auction, we are starting today with a nice starter PISTOL. It’s pretending to be the cool M93R Baretta but it’s actually a single-shot spring loaded GUN. It has pretty good power- I was testing it in the house and I almost killed a kitten. For real. That’s how crazy I am.
Ok, I’m sorry. Yes another Visor gadget. It’s Thanksgiving. I was with the family all day long and didn’t have enough time to dig through the garage and find something that wasn’t related to PDA’s. I promise I’ll make it up to you. I swear tomorrow it won’t be a PDA gadget- I hope.
Anyway, the early Visors used “grafitti” to text input into the device. Some people, however, were too dumb to understand cursive writing on PDA’s so someone came up with this big old keyboard you can shove onto your phone. Genius, on one level- totally whacked on another. Be happy your phone has a keyboard. It used to be like this.
